So you're a big man... always needing the most out of every little thing you do. You like to wear shirts that scream sportsmanship... that scream sportsmanlike conduct... but that also scream manliness. Ever since the football coach looked at you your Junior year and realized that you not only had Charisma... you also had class and talent. After you threw the game winning touchdown you went to the locker room, you got congratulated and you walked back to see your adoring fans. You kissed your girlfriend. She loved you. She loved your look. She loved your shirt. Unfortunately you lost that badass shirt at the party after but you found one that looked like this the next day on the ground next to your passed out runningback. So you stole it. And with prices this cheap, this shirt is practically a steal! Starting at $75. Comes in stripes.
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