I was crossing the road, in the heart of mainland America. Away from the cities... away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. But there was a woman who stared me in the eyes as we were crossed paths in the middle of the road. She glared into my eyes, glared into my soul. I passed without a sound. She screamed back: "Watch where you're going asshole!" I immediately turned around, "Well who the fuck do you think you are!" We yelled. We yelled at one another... until I threw a glass bottle at her head. She reciprocated. But who was I to blame... she ruffled my feathers. Kind of like the dress I was wearing was ruffled. Classy and ruffled. Buy this dress, $200, comes in purple, red or yellow.
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